22 May 2009
WTF and a Granny update
Yep, that’s the exact words I uttered when watching a huge hole in my hedge at the country house. Not only a hole mind you, someone had slept there too. Stomp, stomp, stomp to make the grass nice and cozy ….
It was a bit like Goldilocks "Someone has been sleeping in my bed" "Someone has been eating my porridge" although porridge wasn’t what they had eaten the bastards….
I could here them talking to one another
- Hey Bambi come over here. Doesn’t that look exactly like something she would like to see blooming this year? -
- You are so right honey, and so many buds. How clever of you to find all these.
- Oh Junior dear, don’t eat that that’s only a weed. Why don’t you eat this lovely flower bud instead….
Munch, munch , munch
- Oh, Bambi I had a super idea. Why don`t we invite all are friends over for supper!
Let`s PARTY !!!!!!!
Munch, munch, munch
Oh I know I have posted pictures of the deer saying how cute they are..... and I know I have written a lot of posts talking about how much I love living close to nature but not this friggin close! A women can change her mind right? Yeah sure they are cute..... in a distance but how come all I can think of right now is a nice juicy steak? They have all the fields and the woods to eat off for crying out loud. Why do they have to come play restaurant in my garden!
This is war !!!!!!!
….. and this is how you do it!
I know, I know you expected to see a rifle but at heart I am a non violence kind of gal..... Was only kidding about the steak.... Deer’s don’t like the smell of wool apparently.
Oh right, the granny update!